I talk a lot of shit for someone who panics while ordering food at restaurants
(via syringesandcupcakess)
Women are so pissed about being objectified and then they objectify themselves by getting abortion which is literally saying “my body is just a thing I use for sex, not the actual divine purpose it was created for”
(via myboyfriendhasskunkhair)
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
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